naaapseattle Chapter 1 Adds 1 pancake.
Chapter 1 Adds 1 pancake.
【Headless. 】
On the homepage of the Huer TV live broadcast platform, there is such a live broadcast room, and there is a category name next to it: professional players.
Because it was on the homepage, many people clicked in curiously.
[What does the name of the live broadcast room mean? 】
[Horror game anchor? 】
[Why doesn't this anchor turn on the camera. 】
Waiting for nothing to do in the matching session, An Yixin lit a cigarette, glanced at the barrage out of the corner of her eye, and said in a slightly impatient tone: "Can't you see the word 'no camera'?"
Then click on the live broadcast control interface, and change the title to: [One more hit to get off work. 】
【Come on, mom just got off work, the first thing she does when she gets home is to turn on your live broadcast, even if you have no head, you only broadcast one round? 】
[The month is coming to an end, and you are still more than ten hours short of this month. Are you really planning to stay up all night and broadcast for a day to make up for it? 】
[I heard the sound of a lighter, are you smoking again?I'm going to tell the fish god to go. 】
Yushen is the coach of their LR team. He retired early due to illness, so he is very concerned about the players' health, and usually does not allow LR players to smoke.
Although An Yixin has never heard a few people's words, but the fish god has a trick, that is, he whispers the importance of health in people's ears like an old lady, which can annoy An Yixin to death.
Thinking of this, An Yixin shuddered like PTSD, and cursed "grass" in a low voice, with the same tone: "Nonsense, which eye of yours saw me smoking, don't look for trouble."
The barrage doesn't let up.
[Then you have the ability to turn on the camera, but you don’t have the ability to say anything here. 】
[Absolutely smoking, every time you meet an actor at the top of the canyon, you smoke here to relieve the anger. 】
[Just arrived.Met an actor again? 】
[I'm still squatting on him specifically, his id is April, and I don't know if he's a man or a woman. 】
[April?it is this……? 】
The game matching successfully entered the BP link. An Yixin's eyes fell on the teammate ID in the lower left corner, and the five letters April shone brightly in his eyes.
The bullet screen was silent for a few seconds, and then the screen was swiped by question marks.
[It's the third round, why is April still haunted. 】
[My Xinxin, are you going to kneel five times in a row? 】
【He is obviously watching your live broadcast to snipe you, and enter the match with you.Black fans? 】
An Yixin squinted his eyes, shook his ashes hand for a while, and then started typing in the chat channel of the team with a cigarette in his mouth: [The opposite Xiaodai, who is second. ]
"Xiaodai" means power leveling, and "second" means to quit the game directly in the Ban/Pick link, so that other teammates can re-enter the matchmaking link, and An Yixin doesn't need to continue to cooperate with this person.
Most of the bullet screens understand this stalk, and a "hahahahaha" brushed it.
But an honest man appeared in the team——
[Polarisss: Who?Who is Xiaodai? ]
[Polarisss: Wait, aren't you Ambush?What Xiaodai are you afraid of? ]
An Yixin raised her eyebrows slightly: "This Polarisss...why does it sound familiar?"
He glanced at the barrage: "Oh, the top laner of the waste team, no wonder."
The trash team refers to the LPL wealthy team FWG. It is called the trash team just because of the name of the club. This team is not weak at all-it entered the World Championship in the first year of its establishment. The winner of the S game, and then the second consecutive championship in the world finals.
It has dominated the LPL and even the S game for two seasons, and is a well-deserved king team.
[Damn Xinxin, the top laner of the trash team actually knows you, you've made your mother look good. 】
[Fuck FWG, if you can't provoke it, you can still hide it, hurry up. 】
Since bringing the first championship to LPL, FWG's popularity has been terribly high, with a huge fan base, and even a bit of gossip in a game can be searched, which is something that a small team like LR can't match even after 800 years of hard work. .
But An Yixin obviously didn't have this kind of awareness, and was so annoyed by Polaris's persistence that he replied a full stop in the chat box.
[Polarisss: Wuhu!Be careful, brother c me! ]
c=carry
[Ambush: You are older than me. ]
[Ambush: No fuck, thanks. ]
It can be seen that Polar over there was probably stunned, and it took several seconds before posting: [So younger than you can be fucked? ]
An Yixin:?
WTF?
[Ambush: Can you just shut up? ]
[Polarisss: Huh. ]
[Suddenly ghs?Reported. 】
[Brother, you are still young, you can't learn to be bad. 】
[Hahahahahahahahahaha I can already imagine Polaris asking questions with a cute face. 】
[Why is this April banning the hero Xinxin?Isn't the one playing on Xinxin the enchantress? 】
"Don't call me Xinxin."
An Yixin only came to LPL last year to play professionally. He is younger than most players, and because of his good looks, fans like to call him "Xinxin" or "brother".
Of course, An Yixin himself was extremely resistant to these two titles.
——But it is obvious that resistance is futile.
Out of sight, out of sight, An Yixin no longer looked at the barrage, put out the cigarette, took a tissue to wipe off his fingertips, and prepared to fight hard.
Although he was played twice, the professional players are all professional players, and the top laner in this round is FWGPolaris, and the ad is a unique brother who got his own hero. Even if it is 4v5, he can try to win one.
An Yixin is 5L, April is 4L, and the two finally choose the hero.
The hero role in League of Legends is divided into AD physical damage and AP magic damage. The powerful mage in the version has almost been banned. An Yixin pre-selected the sword girl, typing in the chat box: [Lack of AP, will the jungler be bright? ]
April didn't reply to him, and directly locked on the outlaw lunatic male gun.
AD damage.
An Yixin pressed down on the temple that was jumping wildly, and the mouse circled a few times among the mid-lane heroes, and selected Voidwalker Kassadin.
The opponent's mid laner is Syndra, who is very strong in the lane. An Yixin released a potion of corruption, planning to be a bit cowardly in the early stage, and directly carry the whole game after level 16.
——Facts have proved that he thought too much.
It was the third time that Male Gunner came to the middle lane to gain experience, and even blatantly robbed him of three pawns, An Yixin couldn't take it anymore, and typed in the chat box: [Can you stop coming? ]
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
For lol players, posting a question mark does not mean that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem.
This simple punctuation mark can mean all kinds of meanings such as irony, questioning, greeting family members, you are out of your mind, and so on.
An Yixin:?
You "?" Where's your mother?
Professional players will be fined and notified by the league for swearing, which is why An Yixin can still speak to him in such a good tone after being cheated by this idiot jungler for two rounds.
An Yixin said silently in his heart that he would be fined by the alliance and would be fined by the alliance...
He was stuck before Syndra's sixth level, moving and pulling at the limit, and he was about to exchange heads with Syndra.
He made money from this wave of head swaps. Kassadin needs to develop in the early stage, and the cannonball line enters the tower. He has tp (teleportation) and can come to collect the line.
However, at this moment, a male gun came out of Hengli, flashed forward and shot a Q to snatch the head.
The mid laners of both sides fell under the tower at the same time, but An Yixin's head belonged to Syndra, and Syndra's head belonged to the male gun.
He took a deep breath, tapped his tp, and signaled April to keep the line for him.
Then he watched the male gun A, and then A, and put a full wave of gunners into his bag.
"..."
- Go to nm's union fine.
[Void Walker: I have given you the heads, and you still have to grab the pawn line, can't you see that I have tp? ]
[Void Walker: nc? ]
The bullet screen is in a hurry.
[Hold Xinxin, because it's not worth it for this idiot to be fined by the league! ! 】
[Blood pressure is going up, what kind of idiot jungler is this? Fuck it, even if you have a k-head, you will still eat pawns. If I fuck it, I will just hang up. 】
[Don't, don't, don't, Xinxin, you've put up with it twice, it's not worthwhile to be fined for the last curse! ! 】
That's right, it's not worthwhile to scold at the last one after enduring it twice.
An Yixin took a deep breath, typed under "nc"——
[Void Walker: Can c? ]
[Void Walker: Top order? ]
"No cursing." An Yixin said while typing, "I was asking if he could c."
The voice is full of gnashing of teeth.
【God damn nc=can c, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I lost my head laughing. 】
[As expected of you, Xinxin. 】
The fanboy Polaris was still confused, but suddenly became motivated and replied [Can c! ], and the next set recruits the single head on the opposite side.
Before the voice broadcast sounded his kill, his own Nakano was double-killed first.
The reason was that April's male gun was bloody and didn't go home. He was pushed by Syndra E who had replenished his equipment. He added Q and used electrocution to take the head. When An Yixin tp landed, Syndra was upgraded to level 6 and took the body from April. The transferred red and blue buff combo directly killed Kassadin.
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
[Extrajudicial lunatic: Why don't you come up and hide from the A soldiers behind to save money for your mother to build a grave? ]
"?"
An Yixin closed her eyes and typed in the chat box: That's all right + shift.
nameishile.
Delete a few letters.
[Voidwalker: nmsl. ]
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
[Void Walker:? ]
[Outlaw lunatic: It's getting cold. ]
[Voidwalker: Remember to ask your mother to add clothes, don't let your mother get cold. ]
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
[Void Walker: Stealing your words? ]
[Outlaw lunatic: It was really the old lady who got under the covers and made me laugh.Just this level? ]
[Void Walker: Venerable Master, don’t let the dog play with you. ]
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
[Outlaw lunatic: I tied your mother to the tree of wisdom on the children's channel and squeaked and spun. ]
[Desert Butcher: Stop arguing, stop arguing, have you heard a word. ]
[Outlaw fanatic:? ]
[Desert Butcher: Sai Weng loses his mother, how can he know the blessings and misfortunes. ]
"..."
As soon as Polaris said this, even the barrage fell silent for a few seconds.
[Good advice. 】
[This jungler is poisonous, did you buy an account on the top of the canyon?Such a vegetable mouth still smells so bad. 】
[I count, Xinxin has not paid a fine to the alliance for two consecutive months, and has made progress. 】
[LR is also taking turns in the playoffs this year, is your salary enough to pay the fine? 】
"enough."
When the hero died, An Yixin peeled off a cigarette, chewed the tobacco and mumbled: "If you lose money, you can earn it again. If a fool misses it, he won't be able to scold him."
Then the audience in the live broadcast room heard the typing sound like crackling firecrackers, but in the game, Kassadin was still moving steadily to avoid Syndra's skills, and once again let everyone see the hand speed of professional players.
[Voidwalker: I was caught and killed by the opposite party in my wild area without buying real eyes with more than 200 yuan on my body. You should not use your equipment. The money you save after finishing the game can support three generations of your family. If you leave, I will burn it for you. ]
[Void Walker: Give it to the opposite party after hitting your own double buff. I can turn out relics for me when I smoke beside you. ]
[Voidwalker: E can hit the wall, you are so fucking rich. ]
[......]
(n sentences are omitted here)
The author has something to say:
*Adding a piece of cake: an antonym of extraordinary talent, which means that seeing your operation makes me full like eating a piece of cake, and it describes people who play games very well.
(It's purely made up, don't take it seriously)
"At this age, it doesn't matter if love comes later, but if the jungler doesn't come, the middle lane will really disappear"
So the jungler Xiao Wen came with love -v-
A lol e-sports sweet article to spend the autumn with everyone. It will be updated daily at [-] o'clock in the morning. I hope you like it.
The next book is also a game, I will open it after finishing writing~
"Stop Fishing"
1. In Su Zheye's three-year career, he brought the team to the World Championship three times, one time as a top laner, one time as an ad trap, and one time as an assistant performer, all of which missed the S Championship.
Years of staying up late for training, coupled with congenital heart disease, when I suddenly got up from the computer, a black man passed by in front of me.
Then he was reborn three years ago.
2. To live a new life, Su Zheye thought about it, and there was no way out for carrying. Holding his thighs and being a bastard mid laner could win the championship instead.
So he turned around and went to his previous life opponent, the team with the world's number one jungler Gu Yuan.
At that time, Su Zheye had just debuted and had no reputation, but there were countless top mid laners who came to try out Gu Yuan.
Su Zheye had an idea and decided to "sell" his identity in exchange for an identity contract.
He found a relationship to live in Gu Yuan's base, and he greeted Gu Yuan every day, made him breakfast in the morning, served him tea, poured water, rubbed his shoulders and massaged him during training, warmed his bed at night, kissed him and slipped away immediately before Gu Yuan lost his temper. Walk.
Finally, after getting the three-year contract with the team, Su Zheye left in satisfaction.
... Within a few days, he was taken into the room by Gu Yuan and put to sleep.
Su Zheye:? ? ? ? ?Where did his plan go wrong?
Gu Yuan x Su Zheye
Integrity and coldness x Fishing sick beauty