naaapseattle Chapter 458 Funeral
Chapter 458 Funeral
Chapter 458 Funeral
When Tang Wu opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the unique rainy weather in Britain.
The sky was gray and terribly low.
Tang Wu saw Makelele, Gerrard, Lampard, Terry, Alonso and other Chelsea and Liverpool teammates, all of whom were wearing black suits, surrounding him.
Beside him is Zhou Haohao in black gauze.
At this time, Yi Ren was already sobbing, and her two eye sockets were red and swollen because of the constant tears.
"Honey, why are you crying?" Tang Wu was full of doubts.
Benitez and Ranieri, the two coaches who had taught him, also got together and whispered something.
Not far behind the two was the madman Mourinho.
The originally serious magic bird was shaking his head at this time, with a look of regret.
"He's a great goalkeeper, it's a pity" Tang Wu read out the words from Magic Bird's lips.
what are they doing?
Tang Wu wanted to get up and find out.
But he found that he was nailed to the bed, unable to move at all, and could not even make a sound.
".Death is not a sad thing. Our body dies, and our soul is reunited with the Father in heaven. This is an extremely beautiful thing. We should be happy and happy."
A solemn and distant voice came from above the head.
". Tang Yu is an excellent football player. He gets along well with his teammates on weekdays. Every coach who has taught him praises him."
"Various human virtues such as hard work, bravery, and kindness can be found in him."
Hearing this, Tang Wu was a little confused.
"I'm dead? Just kidding! I'm still alive!"
"Hey, Frank, are you crying? If you cry again, I'll slap Luna's diaper in your face!"
"Harvey, what are you doing? I'm calling you, can't you hear me? Help me up!"
"Steven, why don't you talk? The league is no longer played? The championship is gone? I recently practiced a new free kick. Do you want to learn from each other?"
But no matter how Tang Wu yelled, everyone around him turned a blind eye to him, with painful expressions on his face.
".In his career, he helped Liverpool win an FA Cup, a League Cup, a UEFA Champions Cup, a UEFA Super Cup, and a FA Community Shield; helped China win an Asian Cup champion"
".His personal honors are also countless. The most recent one is being elected as the best rookie in 04 by FIFA."
"Hey, what are you talking about? I'm young, and I can get rid of me with just a few broken champions? Where's the Premier League champion? Where's my Premier League champion?"
Thinking of this, Tang Wu only felt a splitting headache. He felt that he should have a Premier League champion, but he couldn't recall it.
Since I can’t remember it, I’ll think about it later, now think about how I died!
I remember it was the Champions League group match against Juventus, and that Ibrahimovic guy gave me the middle finger at half-time.The zebra prince Piero was very kind to me, and even greeted me when he passed by him.
Juventus goalkeeper Buffon is also a kind and hearty guy. He even came over and exchanged a shoulder with me.
Then the guy Gerrard refused to let me play again. Benitez was obviously moved by him and sent his fellow Spaniard to replace me.
It's not that I don't want that Spanish bald man to have no chance to play, I just think that what I can do doesn't need others to do it for me.
Then, I felt a little sleepy, so I turned the chair sideways and squinted.
And then.
Tang Wu suddenly realized, did he sleep till now?
"...Ah, how exciting it is to think of the day when the soup house will reach heaven and meet the Father!"
"Let us, with joy and joy, wish that Tang House will find peace forever with God the Father."
"Amen."
After the priest finished speaking, several big black men stepped forward, picked up a wooden board from under Tang Wu's feet, and pushed it towards Tang Wu's head like a slide phone.
Seeing his visible field of view getting smaller and smaller, Tang Wu was extremely anxious.
"Hey, okay, don't cry, your husband is not dead yet!"
"John, you are usually very active in defense, can you stop standing there like a pillar and do something!"
"Claude, don't you listen to me the most? Can you open your eyes and look at me, I am Chinese, and I don't believe in African prayers!"
Seeing the last ray of light above his head being covered by wooden boards, Tang Wu seemed to feel that he was really going to be isolated from the world.
Fuck, God Jesus Christ Tathagata Buddha Jade Emperor Virgin Mary, are you playing with me?If this is a dream, let me wake up quickly!
Looking at the top of his head on the dark side, Tang Wu only felt something being lifted above his head.
Those black people are burying the earth?
If I lie down in a big trough, I won't be buried alive!
At this moment, Tang Wu heard a heart-piercing scream.
"Tang Wu!!!"
Ok?
Tang Wu's mind was full of question marks.
This voice is so familiar!
A little familiar feeling.
Who is it?
"Snapped!"
Just as Tang Wu recalled, a loud slap came from outside the coffin.
"Zhou, good, good!!!"
The furious female voice grabbed Zhou Haohao's collar, "I gave Tang Wu to you, tell me how you took care of him? Tell me, tell me!"
"I, I don't know." Zhou Haohao sobbed for a while.
"I don't know?" The female voice looked angry, "You still have the face to say you don't know?"
"Let me tell you, if you hadn't seduced Tang Wu XXX, and then caused him to fall asleep without a quilt, would he have a fever that burned his brain and lungs?"
"If you don't have the ability to take care of him, don't grab a man from my old lady! If it's my old lady, Tang Wu must be exhausted after XXX, not me! At that time, I will cover him with a quilt before sleeping. Not like you , I only want to ignore myself after I feel good.”
Why does the topic seem to be getting more and more crooked?
But after hearing this, Tang Wu finally remembered who the voice was.
"Nangong???"
Tang Wu exclaimed and opened his eyes suddenly.
The incandescent lights in the ward were a bit dazzling, and the monotonous ceiling made Tang Wu unable to focus for a while.
After regaining consciousness, Tang Wu only felt that his lips were dry and his throat seemed to be smoking.
This is the ward?
What the hell did I just say, I will not die easily.
Tang Wu let out a long breath, turned his head to the side to find some water to drink, and happened to see a pair of bloodshot eyes, but full of anger, complaints and various emotions.
"Okay, okay?" Tang Wu smiled lightly, "I'll just say, this time only my dear wife is by my side. Darling, I'm thirsty"
Without saying a word, Zhou Hao took a glass of boiled water from the bedside and handed it to Tang Wu.
"Gudong, Gudong" Tang Wu was extremely thirsty, took the water glass and poured it into his mouth, feeling the pleasure of the water re-moisturizing his throat.
At this moment, a resentful and hoarse voice came from the side.
"Brother Tang, what did you call just now?"
(End of this chapter)