naaapseattle Chapter 189 Dictators
Chapter 189 Dictators
Chapter 189 Dictators
How long does it take to fall in love at first sight?
Some British scholars said that it takes 30 seconds.
If you can't make the opposite sex feel good about you and impress you within 30 seconds, then you are destined to become "missing people".
Perhaps a bit mysterious, but it is true.
It's not uncommon for two strangers to fall in love with each other the first time they see each other. It happens every day.
On the other hand, it is also possible for two people to feel that each other is an enemy at the first sight when they meet.
This is the case with Tang Wu and Mourinho.
From the first moment they saw each other, they knew that the other party was definitely not their "that dish"!
"Hello, Mr. Mourinho." This morning, Tang Wu took the lead to go up and extended his hand to Mourinho.
The young marshal, who is only 41 this year, looked Tang Wu's right hand up and down, shrugged and said, "I'm a left-hander."
Tang Wu froze for a moment, then took off his left glove, and stretched out his hand.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that I have something in my left hand." Mourinho shook the folder in his left hand, and then extended his right hand to Tang Wu.
"Nice to meet you, Mr. Mourinho." Tang Wu swung his right hand violently, clapped with the new coach's hand with a "snap", and then shook it firmly.
"Nice to meet you, TOM." Mourinho's mouth also showed a smile.
Looking into the Portuguese coach's eyes, Tang Wu blinked, paused and said, "Then coach, I'm going to see my teammates first."
"Okay." Mourinho tilted his head and said please.
After the figures of the two passed by each other, a thought popped up in my heart at the same time: "This kid really doesn't get along with me!"
When they met for the first time, Mourinho exercised his "power" as the head coach, and Tang Wu did not show any weakness, showing his "strength" in front of the new coach.
Mourinho shook his numb right hand and drew an "X" heavily behind Tang Wu's name.
"How is it?" Lampard saw Tang Wu coming, stepped forward and gave Tang Wu a high-five.
"Now we can only hope that the '900 million' is a 'parallel import'." Tang Wu chuckled, a little worried about his "future".
"Don't worry, Don." Terry also came over, "The Porto players say he is a gentle head coach."
"Oh? Is it because of this?" Tang Wu pointed at the captain's armband on Terry's shoulder with contempt, "It seems that he bought you with just a small yellow step!"
"Tang, you are so stingy!" Terry patted Tang Wu on the shoulder, then reached for the captain's armband on his right arm with his left hand, "If you want to wear it, I will put it on for you now."
"You'd better wear it for your Tailan!" Tang Wu stopped his teammate's "playing hard to get" behavior in time, "But I think she might not be able to wear it given her figure."
"Who said that!" Hearing Tang Wu mention the word Tailan, Terry quit immediately, "I can tie it around her waist, her waist is as thin as a wasp!"
"Disgusting!" Tang Wu and Lampard raised their middle fingers to Terry at the same time.
Lampard is very "specialized", he only likes fair skin and beautiful big butt; Terry's taste is more mixed, he wants to try new ones in any color and size, and he will try several at a time.
"Hey, Don, you're back?" Makelele, who was running alone on the track, also approached them, "Don, welcome back!"
"There's nothing to welcome!" Tang Wu shook his head, "I'm leaving soon."
"Leave?" Makelele scratched his bald head, "Where are you going?"
"I don't know where to go, it depends on Mr. Abu's decision." Tang Wu said lightly.
"Oh! That's so unfortunate!" The French midfielder made a sign of the cross on his chest, "It was Igor first, and now it's Don you, why do I have to break up with the goalkeeper who just formed a tacit understanding every time? Jesus , I just hope that the new boy has half your strength."
"Claude, don't listen to Don's nonsense!" Lampard laughed. "He's talking about the Asian Cup. Like you, Don is going back to China to participate in the cup soon."
"Oh! Thank God, it turned out to be like this!" After hearing Lampard's explanation, Makelele clasped his hands together with a pious expression on his face.
I don't know if the AFC has a convulsion, but it wants to host the Asian Cup this year.
Not only did it crash with the Olympics, but the European Cup is also this year.
"Tang, to be honest, this season is the most comfortable season for me. I think you have more confidence in me than Igor, and I really don't want you to leave." Makelele said sincerely to Tang Wu after praying.
Makelele is nine years older than Tang Wu, but because of his position, Makelele often takes orders from Tang Wu.Tang Wu showed a maturity rarely seen at his age on the court. As long as Makelele followed Tang Wu's orders meticulously, Chelsea's defense could rest easy.
So in this regard, the French midfielder still has a certain dependence on the Chinese goalkeeper.
"Don't worry, none of us will leave!" Hearing Makelele say such a "sad" topic, Terry quickly opened his mouth to smooth things over.
Tang Wu-Terry-Makelele-Lampard, this is the core central axis La Nieli built for Chelsea.
These four people are like grasshoppers tied to a rope. If one of them is gone, the other three will be "dangerous".
At this moment, Mourinho coughed and blew the assembly whistle in his mouth.
"Ahem, from today onwards, I will be your new coach." Looking at the Chelsea players standing in two rows in front of him, Mourinho said in a normal voice: "Let me introduce myself again, my name is Jose Mourinho. Rinho, just won the Champions League with Porto."
"I believe you have seen me once in the semi-finals, and in those two games, I also have some basic understanding of you."
"My tactical concept, lineup and game play may be different from my predecessors, but rest assured, I will let those who stay learn slowly. As long as I keep you, I will have the patience to play again and again teach you."
"Today, I want to announce three things first."
After Mourinho finished speaking, he glanced at the Chelsea players in front of him who did not respond, and continued: "First, you must do what I ask, and my words are correct!"
"Second, if you think I'm wrong, please refer to the first article."
"Third, if you go against my wishes, you can bring up your own ideas with me." Speaking of this, Mourinho paused, and then said relaxedly, "I will send you to the reserve team to reflect on it."
"Do you understand?" the Portuguese suddenly shouted.
"Understood!" The players replied in unison.
"Okay, now I will announce the discipline."
"One, during training, no alcoholism is allowed; second, during training, no prostitution is allowed."
Mourinho continued to mention several "bad habits" that Premier League players are accustomed to. Every time he mentioned one, Terry and others raised their eyebrows.If this continues, their little brother may be in a state of rest for a long time.
"...If you violate it once, you will be sent to the reserve team; if you violate it twice, don't blame me for not saving you face; if you violate it three times...hehe, then I will let you leave Chelsea."
"Don't you believe me, I have this power, I have this power!" Mourinho nodded, looking at some players in the team who were not very self-disciplined, "You can give it a try."
After announcing his "dictatorship", Mourinho nodded with satisfaction.At least during his speech, no Chelsea player jumped out to refute him.
After all, Chelsea has now been turned into a "quasi-rich family" by Abramovich, and it is in full swing in terms of salary and prestige.Except for Crespo and other big stars who have already become famous, no one is willing to leave this place where they can become famous.
"Well, boys, now that we are all acquainted. I declare that your vacation begins."
"I will lead you to the United States for a training camp at the club's request in a month's time. Except for the teams that have reached the final of the European Cup, who else can't come? Please raise your hand and explain why."
The European Cup is from June 6 to July 12, and the national teams of players like Terry, Hasselbaink, and Makelele are likely to fight to the end.
Just when Mourinho was about to dismiss, a hand with six fingers was raised.
"Coach, I can't come because of something."
"Reason." Mourinho frowned.
"Coach, the Asian Cup doesn't end until August 8th, so."
"Okay, I see." Mourinho nodded, "Tom, you just hope that your national team can get out of the group stage, otherwise you will miss Chelsea's entire summer training."
(End of this chapter)