naaapseattle Chapter 234 You Are Chicken Sauce Method
Chapter 234 You Are Chicken Sauce Method
5 minutes ago.
After the Pistons won G3 at home, the home fans booed the sky.
And Zhang You also accepted an interview with ESPN reporter Jack, a black guy, amidst all the boos.
"Zhang, your performance tonight helped the team win a chance to reverse the situation. Do you have anything to say?"
The black Jack shook his head when he spoke, and he had the temperament of a drugged Chuck.
Zhang You shook his head and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead and said, "No, this game is still a team victory. Each of us is sharing the ball, which makes our offense easier."
Hearing boos all over the stadium, Jack, a hip-hop black man, saw Zhang You's calm look and couldn't help but said loudly: "Zhang, did you hear the boos all over the stadium? You should get excited! This is what Pistons fans give you. Best gift ever, and you should give them something too."
Hearing the reporter's suggestion, Zhang You took off his sneakers and took off the insole (the insole was removed because it was going to be sent to the sneaker company for data analysis).
Some Pistons fans saw this scene and suddenly yelled: "Zhang You is going to give away shoes!!!"
The voice fell.
The next moment, the boos of the audience suddenly turned into cheers.
The fans stretched their hands long, their expressions were full of excitement, and their tails were raised as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
"Zhang, throw it to me, here, here, I am your fan."
"If the Warriors win the championship, this will be their FMVP championship shoe!!"
"Zhang, I like your smell, hurry up and throw it here, you little bitch!!"
One size is one size, and Zhang You's hot sneakers will definitely sell for a good price after collecting them.
Seeing this group of fake fans stretch out their hands so enthusiastically, Zhang You threw a pair of shoes into the crowd like throwing sandbags and shouted: "This is a gift for you bastards!"
It's just that at this time, an uncle in a suit and leather shoes who happened to be in the commentary booth was very good at standing.
He talked eloquently there, in the envious eyes of the fans.
He didn't reach out to pick it up.
And Zhang You seemed to have used all his might in this throw.
The soles of the sneakers hit the bridge of his nose hard, and his nosebleeds splattered instantly.
To make matters worse, the uncle staggered and fell backwards, seeing Venus in his eyes.
The fans at the scene were instantly quiet again!
Until someone shouted, "Zhang You really did it on purpose! He's killing people again!!!!"
Zhang You covered his head.
This uncle is too unlucky.
There was a panic at the scene, and the doctor arrived quickly.
Isaiah Thomas was talking loudly and was completely unnoticed when he was hit by Zhang You with inhuman force.
The doctor initially diagnosed that the bridge of the nose was broken, and the waist was hit and injured when he fell backwards, and the diagnosis was confirmed by MRI.
"Stretcher! Stretcher!!"
A doctor yelled, and walked away Zhang You's sneakers.
It's time to lift the stretcher again!
Zhang You still wanted to explain something, but was quickly dragged away by a group of teammates.
When Zhang You just walked out of the player tunnel, angry Pistons fans had already held up beer bottles, mineral water bottles, and popcorn boxes.
The security guard had already stopped Zhang You's dog's head with his hands for fear that he would be crushed to death.
Zhang You took off his jersey and threw it into the crowd as he walked.
The fans, who were about to smash the copper and iron, screamed and scrambled into a ball in an instant.
Tonight, Zhang You earned a lot of attention both on and off the field.
During the press conference, it was natural that the reporters almost punched him in the mouth.
The reporters didn't bother to ask Mourinho any more perfunctory questions, and directly questioned the "criminals" tonight.
Zhang You also accepted the cross-examination with an innocent face.
"Zhang, do you know you've caused trouble now? Let me tell you, you've got trouble, you've got big trouble!"
Zhang You said helplessly: "The teammates have already told me the identities of the two uncles, which is really unexpected."
Dead duck mouth hard?
Local reporters in Detroit would not let Zhang You go. They directly asked, "Zhang. Once was an accident. What is it twice?"
I didn't even think about it.Zhang You quickly answered: "It's a coincidence!!"
The Auto City media have never seen such brazenness.
Perhaps, Zhang You was not interested in the bad news of the Pistons, so he planned a series of conspiracies.
Although Zhang You helped the Warriors win the next round with a 30+ triple-double in this game, under Thomas' remarks, the media also agreed that this was a conspiracy by the great Stern of the league.
Because he not only wants to sell tickets, but also wants to make the business bigger and bigger.
Every outstanding star in the NBA and stars of different nationalities are his pawns.
Conspiracy theories abound.
But Warriors fans don't care so much.
Black if you can't beat it?
Michael Jordan even supported Zhang You.
"Thomas and Lambiel are not good guys, so Bill won't talk about it. Isaiah Thomas is a typical guy who likes to suppress rookies. Because this old boy is afraid that others will surpass him!"
Michael Jordan suffered from this old boy in his rookie season.
At that time, Thomas was already the ceiling of the league's guards. After rookie Jordan was selected as an All-Star, Thomas told his teammates not to pass the ball to Jordan in the All-Star Game.
This also made Xiao Qiao's performance in the first show of the All-Star Game so-so and brooding.
In the ensuing dream team, the leader Joe, who has become a big player, directly told the head coach of the team, "There is him but not me."
This made Thomas, a top 5 player in the league, miss the dream team and avenge his original revenge.
After Zhang You sent the two famous Pistons to the hospital, Lambiel's good partner Rick Mahon must greet Zhang You well.
"Maybe I will watch him play, maybe I will go to his hotel to give condolences, and I hope he will not be scared by us to pee his pants."
"He is very kind, and he dared to provoke us. But we don't expect him to always use small tricks, just like playing basketball."
The statement of the two also attracted the blood of some militants in the alliance.
Even Karl Malone the Fisherman, the guy who nearly killed Thomas, was fanning the flames on social media.
"Zhang is that kind of player. He will use all kinds of dirty tricks to make your team lose. Unlike me, he only plays frontal and serious defense. This is too emotional."
It's just that Malone was violently attacked by Pistons fans.
"Carl, you are as soft as diarrhea in front of Zhang."
"You murderer has no right to speak."
"Zhang You is going to slap you to death after being eliminated by us. You really want to die."
"The NBA can't get a championship ring. You go to the WNBA to get it!"
……
after one day.
Knicks manager Isaiah Thomas received a $[-] fine at the hospital for bombarding the league.
This nearly caused Mr Thomas to have a cerebral hemorrhage.
After the tidbits, we still have to judge the outcome with basketball.
The Pistons also focused on analyzing the reasons for their loss in the last game.
Coach Brown told the players: "We are getting too many points by the Warriors. This is an absolutely intolerable fact."
"Waiting for Vince Carter's next comeback is our challenge. It is also our opportunity."
The generals of the Pistons didn't understand what the coach meant, but they also knew that coach Brown would not be aimless.
"Vince Carter has missed eight playoff games. Can he adapt to the intensity of our Finals immediately?"
"They can attack, and the loopholes in defense have come out. In the next game, I hope you can seize their loopholes and crush the Warriors with absolute strength on both offense and defense!!"
Coach Brown finally issued a military order.
Before G4.
Zhang You, who was the first to get off the bus, was caught by the media.
"Zhang, the Wallace brothers of the Pistons said that you can't defend. They scored 100 points in the last game to prove it. Will you make any changes on the defensive end?"
Zhang You nodded and smiled.
"It's the chicken sauce method."